DIACKS GARDENING JOKES

 

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Apple and doctor
Q: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away??
A: It does if your aim is good enough!!

Apple sunburn
Q: What does an apple do when it gets a sunburn?
A: It peels! 

Bees in summer
Q: What do bees say in the summer?
A: S'warm!!

Bee sick
Q: Where does a bee go when it's sick?
A:To the Waspital!!

Bee payrise
Q: Why did the bees go on strike?
A:They wantd shorter flowers and more honey!

Beaver
Q: What did the beaver say to the tree??
A: It sure is good to gnaw you!!

Bulbs
Q: Why do people call plants bulbs?
A:So the worms can see!!

Centipede
Q:What do you get if you cross a Centipede with a parrot?
A: A walkie - talkie!.

Compost
A good compost pile should get hot enough to poach an egg, but not so hot it would cook a lobster.

Carrot and farmer
Q: What do you call a carrot who talks back to a farmer??
A: A fresh vegetable!!

 

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