DIACKS GARDENING JOKES

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Definitions for gardeners
Boy:  Noise with dust on it.
Chickens:  The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
Dust:  Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Mosquito:  An insect that makes you like flies better.
Raisin:  A grape with a sunburn. 
Chemicals: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.

Four leaf clovers
Why don't you ever iron a four-leaf clover?
You might press your luck.

Dog food
Q: What is a Poodles favourite food?
A: Bark Chips

Fish online
Q: Why don't fish go online??
A: Because they don't want to get caught in the net!!

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