DIACKS GARDENING JOKES

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Garlic
Have you heard of the garlic diet?
You don't lose much weight, but from a distance 
your friends think you look thinner.

Gardening
The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat
and some old clothes.  And with a hoe in one hand and a cold
drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig.

Grape
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine!

Glow worms
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Because they lighten your load!

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