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Potatoes
Why do potatoes make good
detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Pumpkin
What do you get if you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
Questions
What would we have called the color orange if it wasn't a fruit?
Why does cleave mean both split apart and stick together?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If corn oil comes from corn, what does baby oil come from?
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