DIACKS GARDENING JOKES

 

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Scarecrow award
Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award? 
A: He was outstanding in his field!

Star signs
My wife's a water sign.  I'm an earth sign.
Togeather we make mud...

Slug slime
Q: What did the slug say as he slid down the wall??
A: Slime flies when you're having fun!!

Teacher
My teachers a peach!
You mean she's sweet?
No she has a heart of stone!

The best way to garden
The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat
and some old clothes.  And with a hoe in one hand and a cold
drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig.

The valuable plant test
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

Tomato embarrisment
Why did the tomato go red?
Because he saw the salad dressing.

 

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