DIACKS GARDENING JOKES

 

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You know you're a master gardener when:
You rejoice in rain...even after 10 straight days of it.
You have pride in how bad your hands look.
You have a decorative compost container on your kitchen counter.
You can give away plants easily, but compost is another thing
Soil test results actually mean something.
IPM rules!
You’d rather go to a nursery to shop than a clothes store.
You look for gardens open to the public whenever you go on vacation
Your non-gardening spouse is actually getting involved with your garden endeavors...digging ponds, building bird houses, watering, pruning, turning compost piles, planting...
And you definitely know your a Master Gardener when...
You are surrounded by terrific people who share your passion!

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